Veronica Vain has a sex scene with Andrew Espinoza Long. Montana and Williams also each have sex scenes with Michael Thomas. And there’s a scene between Vanessa Cage and Karlie Montana, this one taking place on a bed, and also very hot. Both are very hot scenes, as the ladies really go to town on each other. Both Blair Williams and Erika Jordan have scenes with Darcia Dolce, which take place in the same grotto. Make of that what you will.īut we don’t watch these films for the stories, do we? No, we watch them for the all-important SEX SCENES, of which there are 7 in this film. That film was written by Dean McKendrick, this one has no credited writer. It also describes Dirty Blondes From Behind. That’s the one-line synopsis of this film. An Alien Princess Gets Stranded On Earth While Being Tracked By An Evil Alien Woman Who Wants To Abduct Her. Okay, as plots go, it’s not bad, if not exactly original. Who will get to Dyanna and Tara first? Will Cassia arrive and take them back to Aria as prisoners, or will Agent Daniels capture all three of them and take them as prisoners of the U.S. But just as Agent Daniels arrives at Jake and Susan’s house, so does Cassia… Jake is excited about the prospect of meeting real-life aliens, but unbeknownst to him, the aliens have also been tracked by the local branch of Men In Black, and Andrew Espinoza Long plays the MIB special agent (referred to only as Agent Daniels) who has been sent to find out what Jake knows. But when Jake and Susan return home, they find Dyanna and Tara there, having come across the house while seeking shelter. Karlie Montana plays Jake’s live-in girlfriend Susan, who is sexually frustrated due to all the time Jake spends searching for aliens, instead of being with her. On Earth, Dyanna and Tara’s ship is detected by Jake (Michael Thomas), who runs a small monitoring station that searches for signs of extraterrestrial life (like SETI). Aria demands that Cassia track them and bring Dyanna back to her, while Aria remains at the pleasure station to wait for her (passing the time by using the Pleasure Android’s services for herself). I mention this because it becomes a significant plot-point later, as the aliens encounter men for the first time and want to experience what sex with men is like.ĭyanna and Tara manage to escape in their ship during the space battle between Aria’s fleet and the pleasure station’s security, but their ship is damaged when they speed through an asteroid belt, and they are forced to crash-land on Earth. None of them have ever seen a male before. These ladies are the only aliens we actually see, and it’s unclear if they’re all from the same species, but it turns out that whatever part of space they’re from, they only have one gender, females. They lured Dyanna to the pleasure station so that she could be kidnapped and held hostage, so that Aria could then use her own space fleet to…take over the galaxy or something. Erika Jordan plays Aria, a renegade alien whom Cassia is secretly in cahoots with. They are welcomed by Cassia, the woman who runs the place (played by Veronica Vain), who swiftly leads the ladies to a private “Venusian grotto”, where Tara stands guard and watches (with obvious jealousy in her eyes) as Dyanna enjoys herself in the water with a “Pleasure Android” (played by Darcie Dolce). As the film opens, Dyanna and Tara have arrived at an intergalactic “Pleasure Station” for Dyanna to enjoy herself for a little vacation. It’s been awhile (since April’s Vixens From Venus, to be exact), but they’ve gone back to science fiction for this feature, the second from new director Terrance Ryker (following last month’s Paranormal Sexperiments).īlair Williams stars as Dyanna, an alien Princess, with Vanessa Cage co-starring as Dyanna’s official bodyguard, Tara. Bottom line is that these beauties deliver fine performances and truly sexy action in their hundreds of hardcore roles, not here.Tonight I am reviewing the latest softcore film from Retromedia. #Escape from Pleasure Planet movieThe brief outer-space battles of the first reel are acceptable, but the rest of the movie is incompetent. They simulate sex, recite insufferably stupid "comic" dialog and leave the verbal exposition to truly awful NonSex actors. This is a line-up of topnotch stars: Blair Williams, lesbian cinema icons Karlie Montana and Darcie Dolce, former ingenue Vanessa Cage, now with huge fake boobs, overrated Veronica Vain and a softcore/fetish player Erika Jordan (who has a terrible voice). But this poorly made softcore feature, from Fred Olen Ray's low-grade Retromedia label, tries and fails to go in the other direction: softcore porn with a dollop of sci-fi starring hardcore XXX talent and failing in all ways. Once upon a time, extending back to the '70s, hardcore porn movies could crossover toward the mainstream with sci-fi themes, overlapping with fans of both genres.
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